Sitemap - 2026 - The Oyster

For your future Muse.

Prologue: The world is your oyster.

I want to be rich.

Real artists hustle.

I destroyed myself on purpose.

Be a snob.

Does your brain really belong to you? (My greatest fear should be yours, too)

Your lust for knowledge needs no cure. (The reminder all generalists need)

I'm giving myself one year to change my life, forever. (Maybe it will help you, too)

Who you are right now won't fucking cut it. (The only real way to change)

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